Leg Lamp for Hire?

I’ve decided I shall be getting a far too short gold dress with fringe to wear simply for the sake of walking into a holiday party as a talking leg lamp.

There’s got to be a market for that kind of absurdity, right?

Seriously, I need a party between now and the New Year…


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