Disclaimer 1:
This has language.
Disclaimer 2:
Don’t continue reading or listening if you have no sense of fucking humor.
This.
All of this.
There’s just nothing fucking left worth to fucking add.
“I’ve No More … To Give”
Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq, Awkward Encounters While Walking My Dog, 2018
Songwriter: Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq
[Intro]
I’ve tried, tried, tried, and i’ve tried even more
I’ve cried, cried, cried, and I can’t recall what for
I’ve pressed, i’ve pushed, i’ve yelled, i’ve begged
In hopes of some success
But the inevitable fact is that it never will impress!
[Chorus]
I’ve no more fucks to give
My fucks have run adry
I’ve tried to go fuck shopping but there’s no fucks left to buy!
I’ve no more fucks to give
Though more fucks i’ve tried to get
I’m over my fuck budget, and i’m now in fucking debt!
[Banjo]
[Pre-Chorus]
I strive, strive, strive, to get everything done
I’ve played by all the rules, but i’ve very rarely won
I’ve smiled, i’ve charmed, i’ve wooed and laughed, alas to no avail
I’ve run round like a moron, to unequivocally fail!
[Chorus]
I’ve no more fucks left to give
My fuck fuse has just blown
I’ve been hunting for my fucks all day but they’ve upped and fucked off home!
I’ve no more fucks to give
My fuck rations are depleted
I’ve rallied my fuck army but it’s been fucking defeated!
[Post-Chorus]
The effort has just not been worth the time or the expense!
I’ve exhausted all my energy, for minimal recompense!
The distinct lack of acknowledgement has now begun to gall!
And i’ve come to realize that I don’t give a fuck at all!
[Chorus]
I’ve no more fucks to give
My fucks have flown away
My fucks are now so fucked up they’ve refused to fucking stay!
I’ve no more fucks to give
My fucks have gone insane
They’ve come back round and passed me while they’re fucking off again!
I’ve no more fucks to give
My fucks have all dissolved
I’ve planned many projects, but my fucks won’t be involved!
I’ve no more fucks to give
My fucks have all been spent
They’ve fucked off from the building and I don’t know where they’ve went!
I’ve no more fucks to give!
I’ve no more fucks to give!
I’ve no more fucks!
I’ve no more fucks!
I’ve no more fucks to give!
Your disclaimer #2 is perfect. Coincidentally, it is similar to my second of three rules to life.
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Ok. I’ll bite:
What are the three rules to life?
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1. Maintain compassion for all living things
2. Have a sense of humor
3. Know when to mind your own fucking business
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I like them! How did you decide upon them?
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Hmm, I don’t remember. I just try to take a simple approach to things, and in most situations these work.
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Life could be so much less complicated if we all had such an approach!
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Well, that was fucking great!
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This is fucking hilarious!
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Ah, this made me laugh so hard! Thanks for sharing:-)
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Of course!
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