They looked at one another Up at the mountain And down at The bottle of tequila on the bar And they knew Just because It was a bad idea Didn't mean It wouldn't be a good time However The same logic Would make them rue Their choices Later that night Disclaimer: Any resemblance to stories... Continue Reading →
Love Is ~ Really Bad Poetry
Falling in love Is like Losing someone you know In one of those really big superstores Like Costco or Ikea Where you're running around Looking down every aisle At every sample station When in reality They're probably Right behind you the whole time Or on the other side of the store Doing the exact same... Continue Reading →
His Eyes ~ Really Bad Poetry
His eyes were like two Hazel circles with big black Dots in the middle Haiku
Eye Catching ~ Really Bad Poetry
She was lovely And just like those Pointy hook latches That used to hang on Screen doors When we were young Those hooks That would fly up when The door was banged open again She was perfect and Perfectly eye catching
Hoopty ~ Really Bad Poetry
Her vernacular And lexicon Was like You know Hoopty A F And was literally Like As bad as Whatever Or something
“Shoot the Moon” ~ The Sound of My Day
This song is not the only hauntingly lonely song from Norah Jones but it is one that has implied hope that I can never seem to get away from as it circles through the end of summer and that season, into fall (appropos, no?), and winter thinking on what had happened. He'd picked her like... Continue Reading →
Simply Beautiful
Simply beautiful, Hummingbird flits toward the Waiting blossom fair
En Pointe ~ Really Bad Poetry
The ballerina Rose gracefully en pointe with One slender leg behind her Extended with grace like a Dog at a hydrant
Lame ~ Really Bad Poetry
He wanted so badly To get her attention But he was as lame As a duck But not the metaphorical kind Of lame duck No But an actually duck That was lame Like You know Maybe from Stepping on a land mine Or something
Stiff ~ RBP & Classics
She looked at him And she knew he was A stiff And as a stiff she knew He was as stiff as A functionary presiding over an interview, previous to an execution (1) The corpse of a hanged man (2) A side of coarse leather (3) A marble statue (4) Oak leaves after a frost... Continue Reading →