Her Eyes ~ Really Bad Poetry

I saw some horrifyingly awful analogies on some thread or other somewhere online and I was inspired to start writing really bad poetry because of them. I hope you are as amused by them as I am sure I will be in the writing.

Here is the first of what, I’m sure, will be many really, really bad poems.

Her Eyes

She looked at me


And her eyes twinkled

With droplets of dew

Like the spectacular mustache

Of a man

With a cold

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