Ode to My Beard

Oh beard

You do not know you’re a beard

You think you’re a face and a normal chin

But you’re not

You’re a twatwaffle

And the convenient cover

Making sure I get what I need

Bless your little heart

You beard

. . .

. . .

Inspired by Linsey and her brilliant insights into, oh, everything.

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