Oh beard
You do not know you’re a beard
You think you’re a face and a normal chin
But you’re not
You’re a twatwaffle
And the convenient cover
Making sure I get what I need
Bless your little heart
You beard
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Inspired by Linsey and her brilliant insights into, oh, everything.
the kintsukuroi life 
Hmmm…twat waffle
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it is coming in
thin
white grey
cold air
to chill
the whisker
on my december goatee!
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I figured it was something like that.
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Very nice!
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Oh, all great men who’ve been revered
Have facial hair from ear to ear
And even though it’s hard to hear
I think I only love you for your beard
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Very visual. I expect things to get hairy here.
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Brilliant! I’m still laughing!~Kim
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I’m glad! ~Kit
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